I didn’t realize I missed the beta kids this much until this moment.
JAAAAADE
THEY ARE ALL FINALLY GONNA MEET.
I might not be able to handle the moment Dave and Dirk see each other—I will most defiantly cry
……………………………………………………

BUT I NEED JOHN NOW
I didn’t realize I missed the beta kids this much until this moment.
JAAAAADE
THEY ARE ALL FINALLY GONNA MEET.
I might not be able to handle the moment Dave and Dirk see each other—I will most defiantly cry
……………………………………………………

BUT I NEED JOHN NOW
It’s like head cannon update Jake up in here I just CAN’T. 
JAKE.
HE’S STILL ALIIIIIVEEEEE

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.

You guys don’t understand why can’t he just die like everyone else plus he’s creepy as all heck—this panel honestly scared me to death.
but apparently
you can’t keep down the clown?!?

Not that many care, but here’s my short opinion and a few observations/theories on the new trolls
*SPOILERS*
I have a weird feeling band-aids aren’t going to cut it this time around.
there there, all better now
BABEHS?
;A;
So I was in NO WAY prepared for this update.
LE WAS ALL
IMMA FIRE MAH LAZOR.
And frick
I just CRIED. I mean, all my theories were right but after that random lazor attack I just started CRYING.
THEY JUST
KEEP DYING.
OVER
AND
OVER
HUSSIE
HAVE YOU NO SHAME/.
I just can’t
synchronize // a dirk strider fansong - lily
well guys, here it is! it’s not too great because it’s 98% crazed overexcitement so i didn’t put much thought into it, but i really wanted to contribute something to this little updoot party!
((homestuck, and dirk obviously, both belong to andrew hussie!))
download the song on tindeck!
lyrics:
beneath a smoldering sky criss crossed with veins
i rise from our ashes and take the reins
i won’t allow this blood to stain
i will rise
i will not let us fall apart
for what’s a prince without his heart
i’ll play it fast i’ll play it smart
synchronize
and i’ll escape the miles
and i’ll make roxy smile
and i’ll save the day in style
and we’ll survive
you know if you guys die well that deprives
me of my heart and my spirit and my strider stride
and i ain’t quite willing to lose all that to night
so lets fly
ship my head over to jake for our very first kiss
and i hadn’t really planned for it to go like this
but the volcano erupts he hears violins
lips meet mine
and i’ll escape the miles
and i’ll make roxy smile
and i’ll save the day in style
and we’ll survive
because a prince wakes up
when you tear him apart
hurt my friends and break my heart
Why am I crying?
There are so many tears happening right now.
Whoever you are, dear girl.
I am in love.
Add me on Deviantart! :D Or here would be cool.
Oh hey…. Just thought I’d add to the update art. With… Sadstuck!Jake?
I worry about that kid, like he’s going to change for the worse soon.
“I’ll make a killer out of English yet.”
All my feels </3
I know he didn’t kill Dirk but still him holding his head and he loves skulls and guns and—bah. JUST. JAKE. <3
~Alto
UPDATE?!
Me: 
First reaction: Awww YEAH DIRK you a hardcore dude all highfivein’—-
…………
Last reaction: SCREAMINGANDCRYINGAND WONDERING WHY—WHY LIFE WHY
/I can’t—I just——
..And then somehow
Everything is okay again…?
….Not funny, Hussie. Not funny.
OH MY HEART. </3
I needed to draw this. Because these two. aughh
;^;
~Alto